Well, it seems I only have to decide when I want to get rich

*Note to Self:
invent student shock-collar;
disseminate at bargain price.
Boost grades, keep boring professors in the job,
and potentially save the world.
Become filthy rich,
and oodles more famous than the Snuggie guy.

Wouldn't this be convenient? To have the ability to give yourself a harmless little jolt during the most boring physics class ever?

(This is obviously a joke...however, if only there were a way to do it safely...)