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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Possible Titles for My Autobiography/Memoir



“I’m Kind of a Big Deal in Europe…,”or maybe…
“I’m Totally About to Be a Big Deal in Europe”
“Pooping in Public Restrooms—the Story of a Girl Living Life on the Edge of Her Seat,”
“DISASTER—fondly handled, heartily fondled”
“The Life and Times of the Poor and Fameless”
Or perhaps, just,
“The Unstoppable-Tameless.”
“It Was Me Who Took the Cookies From the Cookie Jar,”
No, definitely “The Lighter Side of Irreverence”
...”Benevolence, for the Otherwise Cold-Hearted,”
And “No-it Was Not ME Who Farted”
“You’d Know if it Was Me
Calling” “This Voices Knows Everything but Stalling”
And “Silence
Doesn’t Know My Name” “Not Scared
To Share My Shame
‘Cause I Don’t Have None.”
…yeah. That’s the one.

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