I need a new computer :(

I have been MIA because:

1.) My computer has irrevocably, unapologetically, irreconcilably BROKEN. It was a sad day...and now, each day is sadder.  Hence, my iPhone is now my sole connection with the outside world (ie internet) when I am at my house, and as any of you may know, is not very conducive to adding blog posts.

2.) I do have 24/7 access to Pitt computers if I take a short trip to a campus lab, however I have recently sold my soul to Hofbrauhaus and they have been quite stingy with it.

I shall return in full force, my next poem serving as testament to this...the blog eats words...it grows larger.